The 2026 Season Pass

RUN YOUR LEAGUE LIKE A PRO.
FOR THE PRICE OF A LATTE.

Get the ultimate league operating system. Use it, love it, and if it changes your league forever, lock in the Founder's Lifetime Rate later.

$30 Today. Covers your whole league.

*Works out to $2.50 per person. Seriously.

Join 500+ Commissioners upgrading today.

THE EASIEST DECISION YOU'LL MAKE.

We're keeping it simple. No pressure, just value.

The Scout

FREE

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The Commissioner

SEASON PASS

$30/ season

One payment unlocks the full experience for your entire league.

  • Covers All Managers
  • Full Dashboard Access
  • Weekly "Luck" Analysis
  • Wall of Shame Tracking
  • Weekly Shadow Unlock
  • All Chaos Modules

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Best Value
The Owner

LIFETIME ACCESS

$100/ league

The ultimate power-move. Pay once, unlock for everyone forever.

  • Covers Entire League Forever
  • Unlimited Season History
  • Feature Updates Forever
  • Priority Support
  • Custom League URL
  • Elite Shadow Status
  • Dynasty Mode Unlocked

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SYSTEM DISCLOSURE // LIFETIME ACCESS TERMS

"Lifetime Access" refers to the operational lifespan of the C.H.A.O.S. Protocol platform. We guarantee service for as long as the project remains commercially viable. In the event of system sunset or dissolution, access may be restricted or terminated. For full details on our continuity guarantee and bankruptcy protections, please consult our FAQ.

THE "COMMISH MATH"

"Your league has 12 people. That means this costs $2.50 per person. That's less than half a beer. If your league mates complain about chipping in $2.50 for a year of glory, you might need a new league."